Dialog antara si A dan si B

Assalamualaikum!

Tadi kusyi terbaca dialog nih kat fb..Best gak! jom baca sesama~

A : "Weh kau tahu tak boyfriend aku call aku 3x sehari, love of my life (sambil buat muka mintak kaki)"
B : "Oh really? lover aku call aku 5x sehari (muka bangga)
A : Bestnya, banyak credit lover kau?
B : Taklah ni connection wire-less
A : (Muka tak puas hati) hmm.. Pukul bape dia call?
B : SUBUH, ZOHOR, ASAR, MAGHRIB and ISYAK. Nak romantik aku pulak call DIA pukul 2-3 pagi macam tu. Masa Dhuha pun ada....^^


Wassalam~

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